House Blessing Oil

Bring untold benefits into your house or apartment with this enticing fragrance. Sprinkle it across the entrance to the home as this rhyme is chanted:

Come in my friend, come in.
Bring with you only a smile
And a heart filled with kindness.
Welcome, friend, tarry a while.

Repeat this ritual weekly, preferably on Thursday for this is the day during which one can gain money, achieve good health, establish friendships and — if so inclined — become invisible.